Subject:       Dr. Seuss Computer Instructions
>>
>>If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer
>>
>>                         Here's an easy game to play.
>>                         Here's an easy thing to say.
>>
>>                         If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a
>>                         port,
>>                         And the bus is interrupted as a very last
>>                         resort.
>>                         And the address of the memory makes your
>>                         floppy
>>                         disk
>>                         abort,
>>                         Then the socket packet pocket has an error
>>                         to
>>                         report!
>>
>>                         If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a
>>                         dash,
>>                         And the double-clicking icon puts your
>>                         window in
>>                         the
>>                         trash,
>>                         And your data is corrupted 'cause the index
>>                         doesn't
>>                         hash.
>>                         Then your situation's hopeless and your
>>                         system's
>>                         gonna
>>                         crash!
>>
>>                         You can't say this?
>>                         What a shame, sir!
>>                         We'll find you
>>                         another game, sir!
>>
>>                         If the label on the cable on the table at your
>>                         house,
>>                         Says the network is connected to the button
>>                         on
>>                         the
>>                         mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on
>>                         another
>>                         protocol,
>>                         That's repeatedly rejected by the printer
>>                         down
>>                         the
>>                         hall,
>>                         And your screen is all distorted by the side
>>                         affects of
>>                         Gauss,
>>                         So your icons in the windows are so wavy as
>>                         a
>>                         souse,
>>                         Then you may as well reboot and go out with
>>                         a
>>                         bang,
>>                         'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
>>                         gonna
>>                         hang!
>>
>>                         When the copy of your floppy's getting
>>                         sloppy on
>>                         the
>>                         disk,
>>                         And the microcode instructions cause
>>                         unnecessary
>>                         RISC.
>>                         Then you have to flash your memory and
>>                         you'll
>>                         want to
>>                         RAM your ROM.
>>                         Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to
>>                         tell your
>>                         mom!
>>
>>                         Author Unknown
>>
>>
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