you knew it had to happen some day. In modern times, technical advances have caused some changes in the circumstances of living. Morals and the stories, cliches and one-liners used to express complex thought in simple terms have suffered greatly as times have changed. So, forthwith, I provide some updating.


Glass Houses:
He who lives in a glass house should consider upgrading to unbreakable acrylics.
Who spies upon one in a glass house should beware of laser light.
Weapons, Tactics and Strategies:
A weapons-system, no matter the destructive power, is essentially senseless if the cost of the weapon is higher for your side than the cost to the enemy of the weapon's target.
Nobody can dodge faster than a laser, however;
Mirrors are cheaper than lasers, and easier to learn to use properly.
While a venereal disease does not prevent rape, it generally bothers the rapist for longer than the rape bothers the victim. Guerrillas should heed and ponder this bit of advice.
Who sleeps soundly within a powder-store is a fool.

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